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  • lifesucksinUS
    07-13 12:56 PM
    Wow Wow Wow.
    Watch out..Before typing think.
    You are the Administrator of the site!!!
    I do understand the wild posts though

    why ?????whats wrong with what the administrator has written..





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  • smisachu
    09-12 05:00 PM
    This is getting hilarious! Billa, Ranga...Whoz next? Rowdy Ranganna?:D

    Come to DC or we will send "Churi Chikkanna" after you...LOL





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  • puriyu
    03-31 10:03 AM
    Yes you can go for stamping in Halifax if you didn't change your employer.So if you going for restamping while working with same employer you are eligible.





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  • immigration07
    10-06 04:11 PM
    finally approved... got magic emails this morning :D:D

    How does one go about canceling the pending EB2-NIW i-485 (possibly get the money back... will be glad to donate it all to IV :D:D)

    I went thru all the arguments and counter arguments that this guy made. Some made sense others did not but the post attached below shows he is a piece of thrash full of vanity and arrogance. Just for yur info Mr. gctest getting into a second tier university in India and framing yur SOP with some thrash and sentiments will easily fetch yu a place in yur so called tier one UNiversities in US. I am sure you opted to do that as you were not able to get into any of the tier one B-schools or other similar place of higher learning in India because you did not have the grey matter in your head. Moreover students from those places come to US directly recruited by the companies in US (that too after paying a hefty placement fees per recruit and on a dual intent H1B visa) but unfortunately they too are in EB2 category............I am really happy that you got your GC and can merrily gloat about your academic proficiency and IQ level of "180" (but commonsense...) with much more freedom.

    "gctest
    Member Join Date: May 2008
    Posts: 49




    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Were you born in a dumpster? You are assuming so many things here.

    Whatever Kumar1 may apply to some F-1 students, but not to the cream of the crop.
    Nobody asked me if I have immigration intent... they saw that i had I-20 from Cornell, MIT & UMBC and simply asked "Why cornell?". And before i could say anything she smiled and said "welcome to united states"... hah..suck on that


    i bet that "jangli maharaj university" you got your diploma from is making your entire family very proud



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    Last edited by gctest : 10-03-2008 at 09:12 PM. "



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  • eastindia
    01-06 08:33 AM
    February visa bulletin will be out this week any day.

    What is the opinion of gurus who analysed that latest USCS numbers about dates? what do you predict?





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  • AllVNeedGcPc
    10-20 12:10 PM
    ...just three soft LUDs in 18 months

    - NSC Filer



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  • askreddy
    02-23 10:38 AM
    Hi

    We are in AOS pending status.iam on EAD.

    After seeing the economy Iam planning to send my wife to india. She is pregnant ( 2 months).
    Now I have job and in future if I get into any trouble with project Etc.. I need to pay the medical insurance and will have lot of financial issues.

    How difficult is to bring new infant to US from India while our AOS is pending and apply 485.
    ( Visito visa Etc..)

    Any suggestions.

    Thanks





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  • senthil
    06-05 01:16 AM
    my situation ---

    im on 7th year H1B extn, going for 8th next year
    - filed I-485 when current ( have EAD) and got married after retrogession
    - for the spouse i had to stay and extend my H1B to make her H4 valid
    - at this stage can i change employer on H1B and also for 8th year and further
    extns ? has anyone on this situation by any chance .....

    any inputs / suggestions will be of great help. thanks in advance



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  • snathan
    08-05 11:37 AM
    My attorney mentioned that "Automatic Revalidation" does not apply when you travel to canada for visa renewal stamping given that the original visa has expired.

    Nonimmigrants who are eligible to re-enter the U.S. pursuant to the authority of automatic revalidation are not able to benefit from the automatic revalidation process if the nonimmigrant's passport reflects evidence that while in contiguous territory or on an adjacent island the nonimmigrant applied for a new visa and is pending a decision or has been denied a new visa application.





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  • studmvr
    12-20 01:29 PM
    Instead i will donate the travel expenses to IV...........

    Good Luck Every one



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  • sarika
    07-26 02:13 PM
    I got my receipt numbers for I 485,I131 and I 765.
    i got them by calling USCIS yesterday.
    Mailed on:June 28th
    Received date:June 29th at NSC
    Notice date:July 23rd.





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  • raajpagare
    07-13 05:14 PM
    I have taken filights to Indore from both Mumbai and Delhi. There is not much difference per say, both of them provide you the shuttle to domestic airport. The delhi shuttle takes slightly longer (like 10 mins more). Both places have good facilities to wait too.

    So I guess take whichever is cheaper.

    One important point to remember though is that if you are travelling in Dec and Jan, Delhi does get a lot of fog and flights get delayed. So if your domestic flight got delayed, you might the international one or if the international one get delayed then you might be stuck in delhi for a while. I got stuck there for a day (although the airline provided nice accomadation).

    So if going in Dec or Jan, choose Mumbai.



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  • logiclife
    06-18 05:59 PM
    yeah. still, isn't it a little "short"?!:)

    I mean, having seeing some really long lists posted by other members, I'm a littlle concerned. :cool:

    Dont be concerned. Over documentation is a common phenomenon and most people do it to preempt RFEs and inquiries and I dont think it works that way.

    Here is what I posted on a separate thread earlier today. My lawyer too has sent me a very very short list of documents he needs. And although he is a little slow, his performance so far has been flawless ... Knock on wood.

    A lot of lawyers try to preempt a possible RFE by including "AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE" documentation. 3 years of tax returns prove nothing more than what 1 year of tax return would prove.

    Also, having a tax return of 2004 doesnt prove that you were in status at all times during 2004. Tax return shows total income that includes salary, bonus, deductions etc, and even Einstein cant figure out the immigration status in 2004 and whether the candidate was in good status at all times just by looking at the tax return.

    Another example is color copies of visa stamp. What would a color copy prove that a mono-chrome copy would not? Wouldnt USCIS verify the legitimacy of the visa stamp by cross-referencing it with their own database?

    Some lawyers send many years' tax returns, thinking that it might pre-empt the RFEs. Some lawyers send only whats neccesary. I've heard that one of the lawyers in New York doesnt even send employer's letter. That means, basically nothing from the employer. And he too gets cases approved.

    Overloading the USCIS with a heavy file, sending a ton of things in addition to what they expect, may be a good strategy if you believe that it might thwart a RFE (and the delay caused by RFE). That doesnt mean it works that way. You can still get RFE and additional request for documents later.

    However, sending too thick a bunch, would also make your case look like a "difficult" case. (my belief, I dont know but just common sense would indicate that thicker bigger files are complicated cases on first impression). And what that means is that it will get delayed because the CIS ombudsman report has documented that officers tend to work easy cases first (get the low hanging fruit first) and beef up their performance statistics by doing more cases in less time. Therefore, the complicated bigger cases that should be work on first, instead get worked on last. And sending USCIS last 5 years of tax returns might do exactly that. Why drown the officers in paperwork?

    So think a little before sending USCIS 20 pounds of paperwork. More paperwork and overwhelming USCIS with documentation may not mean faster RFE-free processing. (Again, my belief - something to ponder about. But do what you think is right and what your lawyer tells you. I am not a lawyer).





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  • Geni
    05-30 09:43 PM
    Democrats have majority in the house and that is what Nacy will look for. She will see what is the out come of the HOUSE before really making some thing in the SENATE



    They'll probably start with what Senate passes. and make some minor amendments.

    If it passes the house, conference will be piece of cake.

    Our best hope is:

    1. When senators return to the constituencies for the memorial day recess, they receive a LOT of negative feedback about CIR and enough number of senators change their minds and vote in -ve and bill fails to make out of the Senate. Likelihood: 10-20%.

    2. House of reps votes on this CIR and defeats it. Likelihood: 40-60%.

    I hope one way or another, this piece of crap fails and I happily get my GC in another 5-10 years. If it passes, I'll have to pack my bags. Amen.



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  • abc
    06-03 12:48 PM
    What happens if the current company withdraws the labour after you have moved to the new company.

    Is your h1b 8th year extn invalid..





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  • imm_check
    11-05 09:01 AM
    I think this has happened a lot and not sonething to worry about before December. If by then you haven't received the receipt - then call them.



    Thanks to one and all for your feedback....i shall wait for some more days before talking to USICS



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  • cool_desi_gc
    05-30 09:47 AM
    I did something different.

    In the field "Date of last entry into US", by mistake i put the I-94 validity date. On I-94, there is the date paroled and also the I-94 valid until. By mistake i put in May 2010 instead of May 2009. I did submit the application. When i was sending the supporting documents, i put a cover letter asking them to correct the date. I have to see how they respond. Did anyone actually get this thing corrected. And does these things cause any delays in the processing of the EAD application.





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  • ImmiLosers
    03-11 08:26 PM
    I-94 is proof of your valid presence in US. You should not be having it if you are not in US. You will get one once you come back. Do not leave Airport without getting one;)





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  • MetteBB
    05-26 07:58 AM
    ^^^^^^^^



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    pappu
    08-02 12:28 PM
    Best wishes.





    raj131982
    04-12 02:11 PM
    Hi,
    Last year i.e 2008, I had applied for H1 from 2 diff. employers. One (XYZ) got picked in lottery and the other(ABC) didn't. I had paid nothing but a post-dated cheque to XYZ; but had paid $1800 to ABC with no evidence with me at the moment. Now when i ask for my money back from ABC because i didn't get H1 from him anyways, he says he has borne some expenses on my application and there were some queries from USCIS related to my application. What he says is as below:

    "My company ABC have highlighted that there were some concerns with from the USCIS on your application, as the USCIS had clearly told all petitioners to only file one single H1 application last and there should be no 2 applications for the same candidate. In your case you did file 2 independent H1 applications. The attorney was penalized."


    And he puts the below figure his company has borne towards expenses for my H1 application:
    1)Education evaluation: $125
    2)Attorney fees: $1000


    My question is:

    1) Is attorney fees really $1000 or it is much less than what he claims it to be?
    2) Can't i apply & hold more than 1 valid petition? I know i cannot have valid VISA on more than 1 petition, but having multiple valid petitions is "No problem" is what i feel.

    How can I proceed in this matter? Plz advice.

    Thanks
    raj131982



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